written by: Mr. Fart

Well yeehaw! Grab yer sixguns, load ma, sis, and Cousin Clem into the wagon and head on down to GirlsOutWest.com for some naked amateur chicks!

Oh, not that kinda West.

Does Australia have a period of cowboyism in it’s history? I’m loathe to admit it, but I don’t really know anything about the country. I know that it has a lot of dangerous and poisonous animals, and that it’s barely populated. However, I do know that Australia is in the Eastern Hemisphere. Although I suppose as we live on a sphere, maybe girlsoutwest.com means that the girls come from really far out west – so far west in fact, it’s actually the east.

Out of the four sample pictures that greets you at the top of the first page, one girl is wearing what could be a cowboy hat, and there’s another who does have a sort of late 19th century look to her, maybe. In another picture, there’s two girls kissing… oops…piercings: flesh tunnels in the ears and rings in the lips, not typically found in the Wild West…although if you look close you can see a little bit of denim in the bottom left. The remaining image is of a tattooed girl, who’s dripping what’s either milk or white paint out of her mouth.

Scrolling down you get more pictures, each looking less and and less Wild West. Hell, some of the girls look down right Eastern!

During this tour, you get to read a little about the site. It features amateur girls from Australia. With your membership, you’ll get many updates per week, lots of videos, lots of pictures, and something mysterously (or ominously, depending on how you read it) called “a girlfriend experience”.

Hold on now! I just happen to be available for a little “girlfriend experience”. What a happy coincidence (attention all Single Hot Girls reading this: you know how to reach me).

Welp, let’s see if all this is worth 19.95 bones per month.

The first thing members are greeted with is the same thing that’s accessable to non-members: a news/updates page. I like the idea that non-members can check this out in depth, there’s nothing worse than signing up for a site and finding out that the update schedule blows.

Browsing through the updates reveals that there is definately a lot of updating going on. It looks like there’s about two new photo sets up every weekday.

Oops! I made a mistake! In a previous version of this review, I said that there was a problem with navigating the menu bar when using Mozilla. I have since been informed that the site was undergoing some reconfiguring at the time and that everything should work now. I’ve checked this out and yes indeed, the menu bar works just fine. So I guess it was just bad timing on my part. Sorry, girlsoutwest.com!

So now that we got that all straightened out, I (and all the other Mozilla users out there) are free to browse the galleries with great alacrity.

There’s quite a bit of content here. There’s about eight pages with twelve girls per page, each girl has a couple galleries. Some have quite a few, plus three or four videos. There’s something for everyone here – hairy chicks, fat chicks, young chicks, old chicks, mostly softcore but some hardcore, most sets feature inserting something – fruit or dildos or whatever. Some claim to be 23 and look 35, others claim to be 35 and look 23.

Some of the entries of the girl’s bios are kinda funny. Amber’s “sexiest thing ever done” was inviting all her girlfriends over for a sleep over, and then lick their clits while they were sleeping. That’s quite a feat – Amber is either the world’s sneakiest pussy eater or is really doing something wrong. Amy Beach likes to get “paraletic”. She better watch out, Amber might sneak up and lick her clit before she’s able to recover! I suppose as long as the resulting photo set shows up on girlsoutwest.com, everyone’s a winner.

When it comes to actually viewing the content, I’m at a bit of a loss here. It seems as if most of the sets are only available as downloadable zips. Huh? Others are the more familar galleries + large individual pics. What’s going on here? I like the idea of offering zips of the entire set, but only zips? Downloading seemed kinda slow, and once you get the zip file there’s no index image, so you have to either guess as to where the good shots are, or cruise through typically a hundred pictures to find that perfect ass shot. Not exactly my idea of an easy porn browsing experience.

So, is this site worth your 20 bucks? In terms of content, once again I have to wimp out and leave that up to you. The tour gives you a good idea what you’re getting into, and there’s definately some content there. I’ve reviewed other sites that gives you far more for your dollar, but then again I’ve also seen sites that give you less.

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Mr.Fart
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This review was created while listening to:
Bloodshoteye, “Without Any Remorse”

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