p.s Here I am, minding my own business, finishing up the final touches on the review, and I’m hearing this eerie noise.. moaning actually.. and I’m beginning to get freaked out, when I realize it’s the HUMPING WHALES on Alexander’s website! heh.

Visiting AngelDurst.com, you’ll be greeted by a very coy looking blonde amateur with a fabulous smile and very pretty face, not to mention a slender beautiful bod.

So let’s download this bitch and see if we can’t make her cum. In fact, she’s virtual so who cares… as long as I cum, that’s all that matters!

I don’t have a fetish per say for women that smoke, but I’ve always enjoyed watching certain people smoke. Some people are just damn sexy… the way they hold their cigarette, the way they look at you while they do it, and the way they inhale and then exhale the smoke.

Now known as the porn network, it is still a huge interconnected system of websites, all created by different webmasters, and all available with one porn pass. You buy your membership to the network, and you gain access to all of the websites. Because the sites are created by different people, you’ll find websites of all flavors. Each site has it’s own personality, and many of them have exclusive content you aren’t going to see anywhere else.

As the website explains, “Based on the Greek and Trojan epos, LoveChess takes you to a place where the gods make love on the chess-board. Play chess with sexy queens and amorous knights on your PC.”

Oh wow, Monica’s given me a BDSM page to review! This is great. I fucking love bondage. I better put on some appropriate music for this.