08 May

Retro Porn Archive Review from Monica

The Sparkle: Tour

The tour at Retro Porn Archive tells you that you will access porn your grandfather might have watched. They mention how vintage porn is so natural and amateur, and so much more arousing because taboos were so much stronger then.

The Decor: Layout

The layout here is really simple. There are Photos, both hardcore and softcore, and Videos, both hardcore and softcore.

The Gold: Content

When I first clicked my way into the Hardcore Photos section, I thought HOLY COW, there are 57 pages of content here! But then I realized that each photo wasn’t linking to a gallery, it was just linking to a full size image. There are ten pages to a page, so that makes 570 photos in just the hardcore photo section alone. So while that isn’t quite the amount of content I thought at first, it’s not too bad for a collection of vintage porn. The Softcore Photos is HUGE, with 573 pages! Now that’s a lot of photo content!

Surfing through the photo content, I can tell you that this is an authentic collection of images ranging as far back as the beginnings of photography. There are all kinds of artistic style nudes and erotic poses in the softcore section with women of all kinds from all decades. The beauty is amazing! In the hardcore section you’ll find blowjobs, sex, pussy licking, lesbians, lots of crazy positions, and weird artsy sex!

Naturally, videos for a site like this probably aren’t easy to come by. In the Softcore Video section you’ll find eight pages of content, with ten clips each. In the Hardcore Videos, there are nineteen pages of ten clips each. All videos are offered only as AVI files, and there are no size or resolution options offered. Each clip took me about six to ten minutes to download, and they were quite lengthy. Of course due to the nature of these videos, they are small and rather poor quality. They are all black and white, rather speckled and grainy, and have no sound. And that is all part of the experience!

The Bling: Extras

There are no extras here, though there are links in the main menu for visiting other websites run by the same company.

The Price: $$$

$29.95 – 30 days
$56.95 – 90 days

The Rating: 8/10

This site has a great collection of retro photos and vintage videos. There isn’t much personality here, but they have indeed delivered the content!

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