04 Oct

Mikey & Mandy’s Most Original Porn Emporium Review from Monica

Written by: Gillian

The Sparkle: Tour

There are so very many words you could use to describe Mikey and Mandy’s Most Original Porn Emporium – the ones they use include classy, sassy, smutty, and smart. The ones I would use? The perfect site for people who love porn. For singles, couples, men, women, and everyone in between. Right off the bat you know you’re in for a unique experience here – let’s go explore.

The Decor: Layout

The home page starts with a Who Are We section that is a surprisingly good read, followed by and Updates button. On the left side of the page is a menu offering Articles, Videos, Store, Fun, Stories, Columns, Info, Lust-o-Scopes, and Links. The rest of the page is a great looking collage of links and pics, taking you to Tits & Asses, Vintage, Mikey’s Original Photos, Art & Animation, B & D, She-Males, Weird, All Shapes & Sizes, and Ethnic.

The Gold: Content

There’s so much here on Mikey and Mandy’s Most Original Porn Emporium that it’s hard to say what exactly is the main content and what’s the bonus stuff. But no matter what you call it, it’s all crazy sexy. This site takes hours and hours to fully explore, but is arranged wonderfully, with great tips sprinkled throughout.

The videos on the site are broken into the niches mentioned in The Décor, as well as a new Videos on Demand feature and a Miscellaneous category – but for the real hardcore stuff, go to The Back Room. You should download all videos at Mikey and Mandy’s Most Original Porn Emporium rather than trying to stream them on the site – they promise it just works better that way. The videos come from a variety of sources so the style, focus and sizes are all different, and they are in all different formats – rm, wmv, avi, mpeg, and probably more. I picked one video that was an avi file, and using a cable modem it downloaded in less than 5 seconds. It was just over a minute long and played at 640 x 480 – and it was sexy and funny! The next video was a wmv file that downloaded in about 10 seconds and was nearly 3 minutes long.

No matter how long any download took, this site was full of surprises around every turn. The Articles and Columns are fun and instructive, the photos in Mikey’s Photography ooze raw sexuality of every stripe, and it’s all done with humor and joie de porn. This site should be your porn home page.

The Bling: Extras

Erotic stories, wallpapers, games and jokes – the fun doesn’t stop at Mikey and Mandy’s!

The Price: $$$

$12.95 for 30 days, then $10.00 recurring monthly
$30.00 for 3 months, non-recurring
$99.00 for 1 year, non-recurring

The Rating: 10/10

This site will make you fall in love with porn all over again.

Visit Mikey & Mandy’s Most Original Porn Emporium Now!

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