Purchased From: Dead Batteries

As women we learn quickly that a girl’s gotta have batteries!! From power to run our massagers, our dildos, our vibrating eggs, our hands free butterflies, our waterproof ducks, our pocket rockets, our rezzers, our thingies of all kinds! And even quicker we learn how disappointing it is when a pair of batteries goes dead at the wrong moment!

In steps our hero, Dead Batteries. This company has attitude, and so do their batteries. These AAs come fashionably wrapped with images, such as foxy women, cartoons, or the words Shut Up. You can pick and choose which batteries you want, and they cost one dollar each at the time of this review (March 2006).

Dead batteriesI was lucky enough to test out a bunch of these batteries and was very satisfied with the results. Since I own so many sex toys and never use one of them for a long period of time, I needed to find some other way to test the strength of my AAs. I slipped a pair into our Gameboy and some into a remote control for the television. Another four of them went into the digital camera.

No matter what I used the batteries for, they stood up to the test. They lasted just as long as any other batteries I had bought, if not longer. These are quality batteries, and they don’t cost any more than those I’ve found at the store. Better yet, I can buy batteries that are funky too!

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